How to Spot an Undude!
August 29, 2008
Johnny Depp is a dude. Hugh Jackman is a dude. Even perennially cute Hugh Grant is a dude. Going desi, Abhishek Bachchan is a dude. There are some guys/boys/men you see and the only way to describe them is, Now thats a dude. Yet there are others who you know are the undudes. But who is an undude and are you dating one? Dont be in the blind.
Heres how you spot an undude and completely avoid him!
When youre at a party
Before you see him, you will hear him. While the dudes will be chilling, the Undude will be screaming, Cmon everybody, lets groooove. lds a parrrty. Its easier spotting them at a costume party - the Batmen, Zorros and Supermen are easily the undudes. No imagination and a preference for spandex.
When you are at work
The loudest mouth, the biggest ideas and an eagerness to please the higher ups. Thats an undude.
Before you get into bed with him!
If youre considering his-place-or-yours, heres a small test to check the dude-ability of your lust/love interest. A dude, will ALWAYS carry condoms in his wallet. An undude will never. Check the moment theres any opportunity-preferably when you are still contemplating it. If you dont find one, cut the contemplation and get out.
When its time for goodnight
The ultimate test is the goodbye-kiss stage. A dude will either shake hands or kiss your cheek. The undude however, before you know, will either have his tongue in your mouth or his hands all over you. Practice groin kicks and move on.
When youre playing the field
Women who date will tell you that the hardest thing yet is going through a series of undudes before you meet The Dude. Hopefully, youve not had to experience one. However, this is the final indication. An undude is a whiner. Beat him at a board game, he will fight. Debate on an issue and hed either scream at you or throw a tantrum. His job sucks, his boss sucks, he needs more money, his mother doesnt call enough... Women are good at worrying about things anyway. You really dont need a guy doing it for you. Happy avoiding and happy spotting, er, eyeing... the Dude we mean.
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