How to Spot a Wannababe!

September 4, 2008

Angelina Jolie is a babe. Kate Beckinsale is a babe. Beyonce Knowles is definitely a babe. So are Kareena Kapoor, Yana Gupta and Amrita Arora. There are some gals/women/girls you see and the only way to describe them is, Whmi! Now thats a babe. And again, there are women who no matter how hard they try, are always Wanna-babes! But who is a wannababe? Are you dating one?

Dont be in the blind. Heres how you spot a wannababe and completely avoid her!

When youre at a party

The first signs of a Wannababe? She hangs in a gang and that gang giggles the loudest. While a babe will do her own thing, wannababes are the ones who find everything funny-theyll laugh at the waiters, at the music that is playing, at the men who pass by and at other women. And no, there is no logic to the laughter.

When you are at work

These are the women who are always running to the loo... to powder their noses, answer their phone calls, bitch about other women, crib about the maids who run away. They also ask the stupidest questions in meetings. And these chicks will try everything from rolling their eyes, to trying to be cute when talking to the boss. Particularly if its a male boss.

Before you get into bed with her!

Oh boy, wannababes are really not the ones youd consider something casual with. Usually having no idea about contraception, theyd be screaming, Marry me! before you know it. They obviously lack the maturity to be able to see a fling for what it is. Wannababes want to marry whoever they are dating, preferably after the first date itself! Stay away mate!

When its time for goodnight

Sorry dude, forget the goodnight kiss. And if you disregard, check for yourself. Wannababes have a thing about cheaper ones - you are more than likely to find her dad, her sister, mother peeping from behind some curtain somewhere. You also run the risk of outraging her modesty with a simple kiss.

When youre playing the field

The final indication youre with a wannababe is that shes forever comparing. Herself to others, you with others, her dress with someone elses, the restaurant the other people went to... If a woman isnt certain of herself, how proud will she be of you? Hot women can be smart too, dude. Do yourself a favour and go look for the real thing.

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